"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Oh god what have I done!?
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
SOMEONE REPLACED THE VELOCIRAPTORS FROM THE KITCHEN SCENE IN JURASSIC PARK WITH CATS AND IT’S THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN
This motherfucker is getting paid to pretend to be a dragon.
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
proud to be a woman
The baby in overalls looks like I did as a baby!
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You know you’re Jewish when you get the latke song stuck in your head all day
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME