(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
SHE DID THAT SHIT
this is not sexual because she did that not to impress the opposite sex. she did that to impress the other sex - the gay men.
little honey, let me adopt you
(Source: horrorandglamour)
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
(Source: c0cainkeys)
Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves
Here are some animals hanging out with stuffed animal versions of themselves, which is clearly a thing that animals should be doing a lot more often.
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.
(Source: thelostie)
I’ve played a lot of bad characters in my life - not bad, but kind of rough, complicated characters, and Ned is such an adorable, sweet guy that I think people think that’s who I am. I’m not unlike Ned; I’m pretty shy and kind of reclusive, but not as much as Ned.
I should probably never describe myself as adorable.
If I’m going to have big hips and big boobs, then
WHY
CAN’T
I
LOOK
LIKE
YOU?!!!
sex.
Yess
I think I’ve reblogged this before, but its worth doing again. #mensfashion #menswear
Goddammit Thneeds. fuck.
Don’t imagine that Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddlestone, or Lee pace is wearing each of this. Just don’t….
^
I never knew hiddles was that hard ok omfg
can I have it owo
peace-flowers-freedom-happiness:
100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds
this is actually the most amazing thing i watched it twice
Oh snap, this is brilliant!
I’ve watched this video so many times I love it a lot.
Oh hot reservoir, this is my marmalade
Mushroom and chicken marsala over mashed cauliflower.
Followed by gluten and dairy free brownies.
I’m a happy girl (:
does anyone know which brand of moisturizer this is?
(Source: eduguarro)
Fun Food Flags! Can you guess which countries are represented? Hint: The food used to make the flag is usually associated with that country…
Source (and answers!) here: http://bit.ly/n2Uxn8
Dillon would love to eat this
